Hahahaha! AWAY is in a-wey, English. =D not a-way, Tagalog.
Anyway, 4 hours from now, I'll leaving for Dumaguete City. I will be attending the Heartbeat for Christ 4. It's a medical congress for medical students.
That means, I would not be able to update my Multiply account until this Saturday. Hehehe. Is this addiction? Coz I'm feeling I'm gonna miss Multiply-ing! Hahahahaha! =D
God bless you all!
Monday, April 21, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
The New Inday Adventures
Hahaha! You must visit the blog of Inday. This is the link: http://www.blogniinday.com/
Anyway, here are some of Inday's new adventures (also from the site). Enjoy!!!
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Anyway, here are some of Inday's new adventures (also from the site). Enjoy!!!
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Conversations ni Inday with Ricky Lo
She is now becoming one of the fastest rising Internet stars today amassing a number of followers all over the world mostly Filipinos . Already surpassing Ederlyn, Yuga, the Numa Numa boy, the Chinese Backstreet Boys and even Casey and her cam.
Inday is getting a lot of popularity today mostly from word of mouth, SMS and e-mails. Her witty comments regarding her life as a domestic helper has already brought laughter and uncontrollable nosebleeds to us.
RL: Inday, thank you for accepting this interview, how are you feeling right now?
Inday: You might expect me to be flabbergasted or nervous with all the attention I’m getting right now. Actually, I’m not. I know from that very first text message that this is going to be inevitable. Even now the media is already interested in my fame that they sent you to interview me thinking that you can comprehend each and every word that I say.
RL: [nagpunas ng ilong] Uhmm, ahh I see… so with all your uhh academic credentials, what made you decide just to be a domestic helper?
Inday: Well, what do you expect me to be? A lawyer? A politician? A newscaster? Oh come on, you’re all so predictable. Have you met a domestic helper that has a medical degree, is a world-class culinary artist, has a degree in Business Management, a certified public accountant and consistent Best in English for four years in high school?
RL: Uhhm, ahh I guess not.
Inday: Well there you go. That’s what sets me apart and makes me unique from all the rest and I guess it’s something that you just can’t fathom.
RL: [tuluyan nang nag-nosebleed]
Inday: I guess this is the end of this interview. I still have to prepare our evening victuals and update my blog. Tatah! Hi nga pala to my love, Dodong! I love you babes.
Nasali si Inday sa Deal or No Deal
Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa gameshow na ito importante ang sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or no Deal. Ang ating player ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising household services manager na si Inday!
[umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao]
Kris: Ok Inday, choose a briefcase.
Inday: Kris, I would opt for case #4 please.
Kris: Briefcase # 4… si Sharmel. Inday, matanong ko lang, how did you come up with the number 4?
Inday: Oh, do you really want to know Kris?
Kris: Oo naman. I’m sure kaya ko naman maintindihan yung sasabihin mo eh.
Inday: The number 4 was acquired based on a probability distribution function that involves integrating up to an area greater than or equal to that random number which should be generated between 0 and 1 for proper distributions.
Kris: Syet. tanong tanong pa kasi eh.
Kris: Ok Inday, choose 6 briefcases to open.
Inday: I would opt for 7, 24, 12, 2, 15 and 20.
Kris: Wait lang Inday, usually isa isa lang ang pagbubukas natin ng case…
Inday: Why is that? As if I can change the outcome if we’re to open a case each time I blurt out a number as opposed to opening each case immediately one after the other right?
Kris: Hayyy…babaguhin pa talaga mechanics (bulong sa sarili).
Kris: Anwyay, di bale na lang nga… tuloy tayo. Number 7. Natalie buksan na!!
[Yung audience sumisigaw ng LOWER!! LOWER!!!]
Kris: Teka lang, bago natin buksan… Inday, usually ang mga contestants naten ay sumisigaw ng “LOWER” every time magbubukas ng case.
Inday: Kris, I guess that’s not the way I was taught in grade school. You see, I was taught that we should only use the comparative form of the word or add “ER” to the adjective if we are comparing two things. And since it is only the first briefcase that we are going to open, we have nothing to compare it to. Am I right?
[natahimik ang audience at napaisip]
Kris: Oo nga no!
Kris: Sige Natalie, Buksan mo na.
[Ang laman ng briefcase 7 ay Piso… Palakpakan ang mga tao]
Kris: Good start! Ano yung next case mo ulit?
Inday: Case number 24 please.
Kris: Chloe… buksan na…
[Audience sumisigaw ulit ng LOWER!! LOWER!!]
Kris: Wait lang guys, Inday may nabuksan ng case baket di ka pa rin sumisigaw ng “Lower”?
Inday: Oh my goodness Kris, how long have you been doing this? Have you ever encountered a value that is lower than a peso in this game? Tell me, is there any value left lower than the one we just opened? Sheesh.
[Napaisip ulit ang audience at natahimik]
Kris: Aarrgghh!!!! Chloe buksan na lang nga, pati na rin yung 12, 2, 15 and 20 buksan na rin para matapos na. [naiirita na]
[At sunod sunod na ngang nabukas ang mga case ni Inday]
[nag-ring ang phone]
Inday: Ahh Kris, to save more time can you tell Banker that I’m not interested in his first offer. In the history of this game of chance, I have yet to see someone accept a first offer from the banker. It’s quite pathetic and pretentious for contestants to pause and look around the audience as if asking for advice before ultimately rejecting the first offer. I mean come on, isn’t that a waste of airtime?
Banker: Potahhh!!! [narinig sa set kahit sarado ang kwarto ni banker]
- Ito ang unang pagkakataon na marinig ng mga audience ang boses ni banker sa Deal or no Deal.
… dumating na sa kalagitnaan ng show at mukhang minamalas na si Inday…
Kris: Ok Inday, mukhang kelangan na natin ng tulong sa mga friends mo… sino ba yung bigotilyong lalaki na naka-polo? Ano name nya?
Inday: Ahh, that’s my master Mr. Montemayor.
Kris: Ahhh sya pala yun, how cute naman pala eh. Sige sir, give us a number.
Mr. Montemayor: Hi Kris, good evening. I’m a fan. I choose number 22 please.
Kris: Ano Inday ok ba yung number 22?
Inday: Whatever, we shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds us anyway. Go ahead.
Kris: [taray naman] Sofie, buksan na!
[ang laman ng briefcase 22 ay 5,000]
Kris: Good job! Sino naman yung gwapong lalake na naka jumper na katabi ni Mr. Montemayor? What’s his name?
Inday: Ahh, that’s my on again off again boyfriend, Dodong the gardener.
Kris: Ooohh, sya pala yun. Ok Dodong, give us a number!
Dodong: Hi babes, I choose briefcase 9 if it’s ok with you. If not, it’s ok with me as long as it’s ok with you.
Kris: Ano raw? Inday, number 9 daw ok say0?
Inday: Yes Kris, it’s fine with me.
Kris: Wow ang bait pag kay Dodong. Ederlyn… buksan na!!
…nanlaki ang mga mata ni Inday at hindi sya makapaniwala. Natahimik at mukhang kakapusin sya ng hininga…
Inday: YOU!!! How dare you invade my moment!
[nagulat si Kris at ang mga audience sa reaksyon ni Inday. Nagpatawag si Kris ng commercial break at nagpakuha ng tubig para kay Inday.]
Nagkatitigan sina Inday at Ederlyn. Nakangisi si Ederlyn habang hawak ang briefcase ni Inday.
Ederlyn: Pinapangako ko, Inday… pagbukas luluhod ang mga tala! hahahahaha!
Inday: What? Can you speak up? What are you mumbling up there. Can somebody give her a microphone please?
Kris: Ano ba!! Tama na nga ang drama ninyo, Ederlyn buksan mo na ang case at umexit ka na kung ayaw mong mapalitan! (naiirita na si Kris)
Dali-daling binuksan ni Ederlyn ang briefcase at ang laman ay… P3,000,000.
Nanghinayang ang mga audience… Ang mga natirang values ay 250, 1K, 20K, 50K, and 500K.
Inday: NooOoo…. (sabay tingin kay Dodong at napapaluha), how could you…
Dodong: I’m so sorry Inday, please forgive me.
Kris: Hayyy, drama again. Ang offer ni banker sa pagbabalik ng Kapamilya, Deal.. or No Deal!
[pagtapos ng commercial break… mukhang composed na ulit si Inday]
Kris: Inday, are you okay? Ang offer ni banker ay 99 thousand pesos. ‘Sing rami siguro ng pilipinong pinadugo mo na ilong. Is it a Deal or No Deal?
Tahimik lang si Inday tilang may kinocompute sa ulo habang ang mga audience ay nagsisigawan ng “No Deal”, ang iba naman ay “Deal”.
Kris: Wait lang, kung mapapansin ninyo we have only have 5 cases left, and among those 5, apat doon ay mas maliit na value…
Inday: Kris, do you mind? Can I do my own thinking?
Natameme si Kris, pati ang audience ay natahimik.
Kris: Taray to the max! (pabulong sa sarili)
Inday: Ok, I’m ready. Upon looking at the reality of the situation, 80% of the cases left have at least 49K less than the banker’s offer. The only way I can do better than what is offered is that if my case contains the 500k or I’d get to open one of the four lower values. But I have to keep in mind that there’s only 20% probability that this would happen. I have to take note, however, that the banker’s offer is roughly around 15% lower than the offer I expected based on the arithmetic mean of the values left.
Kris: Lorddd… panaginip ba ‘to? Ayokonaaa….
Inday: Accepting a deal for less than the mean should generally be regarded as a weak decision so I would say, NO DEAL!
Limang briefcase na lang ang natitira at kasama na doon ang case ni Inday…
Kris: My God, nakaka-stress itong episode na ito ha. Baka dumugo na rin ang ilong ko sa’yo Inday. Sige Inday, go ahead and choose 1 briefcase!
Inday: Ok Kris, I choose briefcase #5 please?
Kris: Briefcase #5! Mimi bago mo buksan yan I would first like to thank Figliarina by Schubizz for my sandals, Bambi Fuentes for my hair and make-up and Pepsi Herrera for my gown tonight.
Kris: Ok Mimi, buk…
Inday: Ahh Kris, can I also take time to thank a few people? I mean, I did save us a few minutes of airtime right?
Kris: (“kapal naman talaga ng mukha”…bulong sa sarili) Sige, ok lang go ahead. (naka-smile pa rin)
Inday: Thanks! Yes, I would like to thank Frank Provost for my hair and make-up, Jimmy Choo for my sandals and my dear friend Oscar dela Renta for my gown tonight.
BLAG!! Tinumba ni Kris ang podium at nagwalk-out. Hindi na natapos ang show kaya’t binigyan na lang ni Banker si Inday ng kalahating milyon para sa kanyang oras.
Inday: Oh, and thanks to the people of Cartier for sending me these nice earrings for tonight!
[Ito ang isa sa mga un-aired episode ng Kapamilya, Deal or No Deal]
Paputok
Nagyaya na si Mr. Montemayor sa labas ng bahay para magpaputok. May kanya kanyang baong paputok din sina Misis at si Junior
Mr. Montemayor: Let’s go guys! Magpapaputok na tayo!
Palabas na sila ng bahay ay nasalubong nila si Inday…
Inday: Sir!! Is that a whistle bomb you’re holding? Are you really planning to use that?
Mr. Montemayor: Oo! Tara sama ka… lakas ‘to!
Inday: No thank you! And I highly suggest that you just defuse that and throw it away. Don’t you know that 51% of fireworks-related injuries are caused by firecrackers such as that you’re holding? And 40% of these injuries involve hands which can lead to disfigurement or worse, amputation of digits or the whole hand itself.
Tinignan na lang ni Mr. Montemayor ang kamay nya…
Mrs. Montemayor: Dear, wag na lang kaya naten paputukin yan? Eto na lang fountain ang gamitin naten. Hindi naman ito pumuputok eh. Ok lang ito diba Inday?
Inday: You know what? I have a better idea… wait here
May hinalungkat si Inday sa mga cabinet at iniabot kay Mrs. Montemayor
Inday: Here, stare directly at this halogen lamp for five minutes if you want to reduce your visual acuity or go blind instead of lighting that fountain up. This is friendlier to the environment as well.
Junior: Buti ako sparklers lang. Pambata talaga and safe diba? (pinakita nya ang sparklers kay Inday)
Inday: Junior, don’t you know that such devices burn at a high temperature, around 1800 to 3000° F? And it can also cause devastating burns to hands and faces or even ignite clothing. 46% of the burn injuries reported every year involves children because consumers think that sparklers are harmless.
Mrs. Montemayor: Naku anak, sorry di ko alam. Wag mo nang gamitin yan.
Mr. Montemayor: Ano nang gagawin naten ngayon? Baduy naman.
Inday: Honestly, I still don’t get it why some people even bother buying fireworks. It’s like burning your money. Fortunately, I have prepared a lavish feast for New Year’s Eve. Let’s just celebrate it by eating and leave the fireworks to the professionals ok? (sabay tawag kay Dodong)
Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100
Edu: Susubukan ang talino mo, sasagarin ang tapang mo, kakasa ka ba kung ang kalaban mo ay isang daan? Ito ang 1 versus 100!
Edu: Magandang gabi kapamilya, ngayong gabi ay malalaman naten kung kayang tapatan ng galing ng isa ang galing ng isang daan. Pinapakilala ko ang… The Mob!! 100 players from all walks of life. Sino ba ang makakalaban ng the Mob?
Edu: Let’s meet… the One!!
Umentra na si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao.
Edu: Ang ating manlalaro ngayong gabi ay si… (di makapaniwala sa nabasa sa teleprompter) Inday… Inday ba yan? Anyway, si Inday ay isang… kasambahay? As in katulong ba yan? (natawa na lang si Edu sa sarili kasi mukhang maaga matatapos ang show).
Pumwesto na si Inday sa tabi ni Edu.
Edu: Good evening Inday!
Inday: Good evening Mr. Manzano, I am delighted to have finally met you.
Nabigla si Edu sa galing ng pagkabigkas ni Inday sa wikang Ingles at nakalimutan saglit ang sasabihin.
Edu: Ahhh… kilalanin na naten ang mga miyembro ng The Mob!
Edu: Meron tayong limang professor ng UP Diliman. Kabilang din ang anim na miyembro ng 26K girls. Meron din tayong special contestant na kabilang sa mob due to her insistent demand, the lovely Kris Aquino.
Kris: Ay naku Doods, mag-ingat ka dyan sa girl na yan. Gusto ko lang bumawi sa kanya sa ginawa nya sa akin sa show ko.
Edu: Mukhang may bad blood sa pagitan ninyong dalawa ah. Hehehe.
Inday: Good luck Kris but you should’ve stayed at home and watched Oprah.
Kris: GRrrr. The nerve…!
Edu: O tama na! Show ko ito. Kasama rin natin ang limang tricycle drivers. Kausapin naten si number 87, mukhang kilala ka at kanina pa sya kumikindat sayo. Kilala mo ba sya?
Inday: Oh that’s Ethan, one of the tricycle drivers plying our area.
Edu: Ethan huh? Nice name…Ethan kamusta na pre?
Ethan: Ok lang po sir Edu. Hi Inday you look beautiful tonight. (sabay kindat)
Edu: Sige mamaya na yan. Meron din tayong kasamang limang katulong at limang mga boy. Andyan din ang limang pulubi at limang sampaguita vendors. Kasama rin naten ang limang empleyado ng AGB Nielsen. Naku hindi kaya’t umangal ang kabilang estasyon neto? May kabilang din na limang call center agents at limang Computer Engineering students ng DLSU.
Edu: May limang bloggers din tayong kasama ngayong gabi, kabilang na dyan si Abe ng Yugatech, si Maru at si Badoodles ng kwentong barbero. At syempre andyan din ang 43 na Unbeatables! Ano sa tingin mo Inday? Can you handle… the Mob?!
Inday: Very impressive collection of people from different walks of life we have here but I have no choice but eliminate them all tonight.
Edu: (Mukhang nayayabangan na kay Inday) Easier said than done Inday. So are you ready to take on… the Mob?!?!
Edu: Ok Inday, this first question is worth 1,000 pesos. Tignan naten kung ilan sa mga mob members ang matatanggal mo dito sa first round.
Edu: Here’s the question: Sa Pinoy slang, pag sinabing nakakita ka ng mag-jowa, ano ang nakita mo? Is it A. magkapatid, B. mag-asawa, or C. mag-syota? Mob members, please key in your answer.
Inday: Oh great! Pinoy slang! Lucky me (may pagka-sarcastic ang tono). For the life of me, I have no idea what jowa means.
Edu: Talaga?! Hindi mo ba kinakausap ang mga katulong ng mga kapitbahay? Di ba kayo nagkwekwentuhan?
Inday: Mr. Manzano, I don’t involve myself in such things for I want to lift the stigma & alleviate the societies’ perception of our profession.
Nabigla si Edu at muntik nang dumugo ang ilong.
Kris: Ayan doods oh sinisimulan ka na nyan, mag-ingat ka dyan.
Edu: Ahh… sige Inday, what’s your answer? or gusto mo bang gumamit ng help? Meron tayong sagot ng nakararami, sagot ng dalawa at alamin ang sagot.
(nagsisigawan ang mob, “Gumamit ka ng help! Gumamit ka ng help!”)
Inday: Ok I have no choice but to use a help. I’ll go for “alamin ang sagot”.
Edu: Sige, choose a letter at aalamin naten kung ilan sa mga mob ang sumagot sa pinili mong letra.
Inday: I’ll choose letter “C”, mag-syota.
Edu: Ilan ba ang sumagot ng letter “C”, mag-syota? (pause) …Wala! Walang sumagot ng letter “C”. Ngayon Inday, sa tingin mo ba alam mo na yung sagot or would you like to use another help?
Inday: No I think I got this. I’m sure it’s not magkapatid since it doesn’t fit the etymology of jowa. So that leaves me with “B”, mag-asawa. I don’t even know what mag-syota means.
Natawa na lang si Edu sa sarili dahil di nya akalaing sa umpisa pa lang ay mahihirapan na itong si Inday.
Edu: Ok, if you’re sure please press the button.
Pinindot ni Inday ang letter B.
Edu: Tignan naten kung tama si Inday. Ang sagot ay… (pause) Letter B. Pero hindi mo ba talaga alam ibig sabihin ng mag-syota? Ibig sabihin nun ay mag-sing irog or mag-girlfriend boyfriend. Hindi ka pa ba nagkakaboyfriend?
Inday: Mr. Manzano, just because I’m not acquainted on such vituperative languages not suitable for formal occasions automatically means I haven’t experienced being in a relationship before.
Edu: Ahh… (natameme na naman), sige bilangin na nga lang naten kung ilan sa mga mob ang nagkamali.
(pause)
Edu: Wala! Walang nagkamali so that means wala pang pera mapupunta sa pot. First round pa lang, nagamit mo na ang isang help, wala pang naeeliminate pero at least pupunta tayo sa next question. So Inday, is it the money? or the mob?!!
Inday: What money? You just said that the pot’s still empty. I’ll take the mob please.
(Naghiyawan ang mga mob members)
Edu: Oo nga no. Sorry ha. Sige let’s proceed then to the next question.
Edu: Ok let’s continue. It is now still 1 vs 100!!
Edu: This question is worth 2,000 pesos. Here’s the question: Ang paltik ay isang uri ng ano? Is it A, Baril? B, Kotse? or C, Tela? Mob members you have 6 seconds to key in your answer.
Inday: Oh dear! Not another one. What’s with the difficult questions early in the game?
Edu: Inday madali lang yang question na yan. Nahihirapan ka na ba kaagad? Meron ka pang dalawang help.
Biglang sumingit si Kris…
Kris: Ano Inday, I thought you are smart pero ba’t mukhang nahihirapan ka na eh 2nd question pa lang tapos wala ka pang naeeliminate? Poor you.
Edu: Ahh Kris, wag naman nating maliitin ang ating manlalaro.
Inday: It’s ok, I’m not the least bit intimidated. I understand if she wants to get back at me when she suffered sleepless nights after we shot the Deal or No Deal episode.
Kris: Kapal huh.
Edu: O tama na, so Inday what is your answer? Or would you like to use another help?
Inday: Ok Mr. Edu, I would like to use a help, “sagot ng dalawa”.
Edu: Sige, pipili ang computer ng dalawang miyembro ng mob. Isa sa kanila ay sumagot ng tama at pwede rin naten silang kausapin kung baket yun ang napili nilang sagot. Pero… hindi sila required na magsabi ng totoo. Kuha mo ba?
Inday: Sure, no problem.
Ang napili ng computer ay si Mimi, isa sa mga 26K girls at walang iba kundi si Kris.
Edu: Ok Inday tanungin naten kung ano ang sagot nila. Mimi, ano ang napili mong sagot?
Mimi: Letter “C” po Tito Edu.
Edu: Baket “C” ang napili mo?
Mimi: Kasi po parang narinig ko ang word na paltik isang beses habang naghahanap ako ng mga tela sa divisoria eh.
Edu: Ahh ok. Ikaw naman Kris, what is your answer?
Kris: Letter “A”, baril. Pero I just realized na mali pala yung sagot ko coz parang narinig ko rin yung word na yun when I was shopping at Greenhills. Kaya ayun, I guess I’m out na. (sabay sad face)
Edu: Ok, so Inday ano sa tingin mo? For sure tanggal na ang B, kotse. What’s your answer?
Inday: Nice try Kris, but when you answered the question you were looking at your upper right which is your construction side that clearly suggests that you were visually imagining something. I also saw that your pupils dilated a bit as you give your explanation, not to mention that your nostrils flared as well. It’s cold in the studio, why are you sweating?
Hindi na lang nakasagot si Kris… pati si Edu at ang mga mob members ay natulala…
Inday: My answer is letter “A”, baril. (sabay pindot sa button “A”)
Edu: Ahh… Uhmm… ok. Sige tignan naten kung ano ang tamang sagot… Ang tamang sagot ay… “A”!! Good job Inday. Very nice observation! (medyo bumilib na si Edu kay Inday)
Edu: Tignan naman naten kung ilan ang nagkamali!
1… 2… 3… 4… …….. 10… 11… 12 … Biglang tumayo si Kris at nag-walkout…
Edu: Kris teka san ka pupunta? Tama ang sagot mo, you’re still in the game!
Kris: Ayoko na!! I had it with that girl! (sabay exit)
Edu: Hayyy anyway, 12 ang napatanggal mo ngayong round plus isang nag-walkout which brings the pot total to 26 thousand pesos. Pero take note isang help na lang ang natitira. Inday, is it the money? or the mob?!!!!
Inday: I’ll take the mob please.
Edu: Ok let us continue… it is now 1 vs 87!!!!
Edu: Your next question is worth 3,000 pesos. Kung ikaw ay isang blogger, ano ang madalas mong ginagawa? Is it A, magsulat, or B, makipagusap sa telepono, or C, kumanta? Mob members please key…
Di pa tapos si Edu ay sumingit kaagad si Inday…
Inday: Finally, something easier! It’s letter A, magsulat. (sabay pindot sa letter A)
Nagulat na lang si Edu sa ginawa ni Inday at mukhang kakapusin ng hininga…
Edu: Inday pakikuha nga ako ng kape… este tubig… (ginawang katulong pa talaga si Inday)
Humingi si Inday ng tubig sa mga set personnel at iniabot kay Edu.
Edu: (Uminom muna ng tubig) Inday anong ginawa mo?!! Ba’t pumindot ka na kaagad eh hindi pa tapos sumagot ang mob members? Di mo ba naisip na baka naibigay mo sa kanila ang tamang sagot?
Inday: Oh Mr. Manzano but that’s what I was gunning for. I don’t want to eliminate the multitude this early in the game. I’d rather have them eliminated when the value of the question is at its highest.
Napaisip si Edu…
Edu: Ahh… nage-gets ko pero… mali pa rin eh. Iba ka talaga Inday. Pero next time please hintayin mong makasagot sila bago ka sumagot ok? Sige, tignan na lang natin kung tama ang sagot mo.
Edu: Ang tamang sagot ay… A, magsulat. Matanong nga kita Inday, familiar ka ba sa blogging? Paano mo ito nalaman? Nagblobog ba ang amo mo? or baka…
Inday: Oh Mr. Manzano, haven’t you heard of my blog yet? It’s www.blogniinday.com and I learned how to blog just by surfing the internet. You know what surfing the net means right?
Natameme na lang si Edu…
Edu: Ahhh… uhh… oo. Pero wag na naten pag-usapan yan, alamin na lang natin kung may nagkamali pa rin sa mga mob members. May nagkamali ba sa round na ito?… (pause)…. 1! (nagulat si Edu)
Edu: May isang nagkamali… number 52… Abe? Pambihira binigay na yung sagot mali ka pa rin. Tsaka diba tinuturing kang isa sa mga top bloggers dito sa Pinas? Ano ba yung sinagot mo?
Abe: Ay ano kasi sir, hindi ho ako nakapindot ng sagot eh. I was updating my blog with my cellphone via twitter kaya nawala sa isip ko.
Edu: Magaling! Minsan ka lang masali dito sa show naisipan mo pang magcellphone habang naglalaro.
Edu: Inday, dahil may isang natanggal, nakalikom ka ng 3,000 pesos which brings your total money to 29,000 pesos. So anong tanong… is it the money? … or the mob?!?!
Inday: Sure, I’ll take on the mob!
Edu: It is now…1…versus….86!!
Edu: Inday, here’s your question which is worth 4,000 pesos. Sa larong Scrabble, ilang points ang katumbas ng letter “W”? Is it A, 3; B, 4; or C, 5? Wag ka munang pumindot Inday, hintayin natin ang mob. Mob members please key in your answer.
Edu: Alam mo ba Inday ang larong Scrabble? Eto yung word game na kung san…
Hindi na sya pinatapos ni Inday…
Inday: Of course, I am familiar with it. I even taught Ethan how to play it with his pals at the corner of our street. And Mr. Manzano, please tell whoever makes the questions to make them concise next time. You see, for people like me who’s been introduced to different cultures and played other versions of Scrabble, the score for each letter tile varies.
Natahimik na lang si Edu at sinusubukang masundan ang sinasabi ni Inday.
Inday: For example, the Afrikaans version of this game gives the letter “J” 10 points while the German version gives it only 6 points. But I guess you’re not accustomed to contestants being experienced in diverse cultures such as me so I would assume that you’re only referring to the standard version of Scrabble.
Nag-nosebleed na si Edu.
Edu: Ahhh uhh ganun ba?
Inday: Can I use my last help please?
Edu: Pambihira kung anu-ano pinagsasabi mo maghehelp ka rin pala (bulong ni Edu sa sarili).
Edu: Di mo pala alam ang sagot kung anu-ano na sinasabi mo dyan. Sige alamin na naten ang sagot ng nakararami.
Hinintay mabilang ng computer…
Edu: Ang pinakamaraming sagot ay letter A, 3. 43 sa mga mob members natin ang sumagot ng letter A. Ikaw Inday, may sagot ka na ba? Please key in your answer.
Inday: Thanks, I just want to know roughly how many mobs I would eliminate this round. My answer is letter B, 4. (sabay pindot sa letter B)
Nagulat si Edu…
Edu: Pambihira ka talaga Inday! Ginamit mo lang ang last help mo para malaman mo kung ilan ang maeeliminate mo? Marunong ka bang maglaro neto?
Inday: Oh don’t worry Mr. Manzano, I can sense that the questions are getting easier as we advance in this game. So, how many got the answer wrong?
Edu: Hayyy, ok ok, sige ilan ba sa mga mob members naten ang nagkamali ngayong round?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5… 8, 9… 19, 20…. 43, 44, … 54, 55, 56!!!
Edu: 56 mob members ang magpapaalam na! Ngayong round ay nakalikom ka ng 224,000 pesos which brings your total money to 253,000 pesos!!
Inday: Oh my, I didn’t expect that many to be eliminated this round.
Edu: Well Inday, sa ngayon ay may 30 mob members pang natitira. Wala ka ng help, tanong ko sayo, is it the money??… or the mob?!?!
Inday: I’ll take the mob please but can we jump to the 9,000-peso question next?
Biglang may sumigaw mula sa gilid sa may audience…
Kris: Ayan Doods ‘wag kang magpapamanipulate sa kanya. ‘Wag kang papayag!
Edu: Ngee!! Andyan ka pa pala Kris. Sorry Inday, di pwede. Wag mo nang baguhin ang game gaya ng ginawa mo kay Kris sa kanyang show ok? Sige, next round na tayo.
Edu: Inday, it is now…1…versus 30!!!
Edu: Here’s the question na may halagang 5,000 pesos. Ang kotseng Montero ay gawa ng anong car manufacturer? Is it A, Mitsubishi? B, Toyota? .. or C, Nissan? Mob members you have six seconds to key in your answer.
Edu: Inday mahilig ka ba sa mga kotse? Ano ba ang favorite mong kotse? Yung Honda City ba? O di kaya yung bagong labas na Yaris? Familiar ka ba doon?
Inday: Mr. Manzano, not because I’m just a housemaid doesn’t mean I don’t have aspirations to drive or own an Audi or a Beemer or even a Benz!
Nabigla si Edu sa sagot ni Inday.
Inday: Actually, I’m not that fond of European cars. My favorite right now would be the upcoming Japan made Infinity G37 Sport Coupe with its 3.7-liter V6 engine that boasts a very healthy 330 horsepower and 270 pound-feet of torque. Are you familiar with that?
Nag-nosebleed na naman si Doods!!
Edu: Ahh sa maker na Infiniti oo pero di ako masyadong familiar sa mga bagong models nila. Mabuti siguro ay sagutin mo na lang ang tanong.
Inday: Very well, the Montero which is being sold in the Americas means “mountain warrior” in Spanish and this SUV is also known as Shogun in UK. But anywhere else in the world and here in the Philippines, it is more popularly known as Pajero which is manufactured by Mitsubishi Motors. So my answer is A, Mitsubishi! (pinindot niya ang letter A)
Edu: Inday wala tayo sa Beat the Geeks kaya hindi mo na kelangan magbigay ng trivia sa mga tanong ko.
(”Inggit ka lang kasi mas marami akong alam sayo”, sabi ni Inday sa loob loob nya)
Edu: Ok, tignan naten kung tama si Inday. The correct answer is…. (pause)… A, Mitsubishi! Hindi na siguro ako dapat mabigla na tama ka Inday, ibang klase ka talaga. Sige bilangin na lang naten kung ilan ang nagkamali!
1, 2, 3… 7, 8,… 11, 12.
Edu: Inday, 12 sa mga mob members naten ang nagkamali! Pero andyan pa ang kaibigan mong si number 87, si Ethan. (Kinausap ni Edu si Ethan) Mukhang lakas chamba tayo pre ah!
Ethan: Ah hindi po ser… ganyan lang po talaga pagmadalas nakakausap si Inday, marami kang mapipick-up.
Edu: Ahh ganun ba? Good for you! (yun na lang ang nasabi ni Edu)
Edu: Anyway Inday, this round ay nakalikom ka ng 60,000 pesos which brings the total amount of the pot to 293,000 pesos! The question now is… will you take the money?!? …. or the mob?!?!??!!
Inday: Of course I’ll take the mob!
Edu: It is now 1!!!! versus…18!!!
Edu: Inday, itong next question ay may halagang 6,000 pesos. Pag ikaw ay nasa MRT, saang estasyon ka dapat sumakay para mabilis makarating sa Trinoma Mall? Is it A, Buendia? B, Ayala or C, Magallanes? Mob members please key in your answer!
Edu: Alam mo ba ang Trinoma mall Inday? San ka ba madalas sa day-off mo? Sa Araneta ba? or sa Megamall? Nakarating ka na ba sa Mall of Asia?
Inday: Stop that stereotyping, you’re just making a fool of yourself. Of course I’ve been to Mall of Asia, but only once. I usually hang out at Piazza Serendra whenever I can have a day-off. Sometimes it’s Greenbelt 5 or Rockwell depending really on the volume of people. The less crowd, the better for me. I’ve also been to Trinoma before and riding the MRT is a convenient way to get there.
(Muntik nang sumemplang sa pagkatukod ng kamay sa podium si Edu… “Sosyal pala ito parang feeling celebrity”)
Edu: Ahh… sige… what’s your answer Inday?
Inday: My answer would be C, Magallanes.
Edu: Ok kung sure ka na, please press the button.
Pinindot ni Inday ang letter C.
Edu: Para maiba naman, bago naten alamin kung tama ang sagot mo, tignan muna natin kung ilan sa mga mob ang nagkamali.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!!!
Edu: Anim sa mga mob members ang nagkamali! Pero ang tanong, tama rin kaya si Inday? Tignan natin… Ang tamang sagot ay… Letter A, Buendia!!!!! Sorry In…
Sumingit bigla si Inday na parang nag-iinit ang ulo.
Inday: I don’t believe this!! Who made this question?!? Obviously, he doesn’t know what it’s like at Buendia station during peak hours. The question is unclear, although Buendia is nearer to Trinoma than Magallanes, it doesn’t mean it’s the quickest way to get there.
Edu: Sorry Inday pero…
Inday: Mr. Eduardo B. Manzano! I doubt that you’ve been inside an MRT train recently. I challenge whoever made this question to get to Trinoma Mall via Buendia Station while I board at the Magallanes station. With the huge crowd at Buendia Station, even the first cab is already jampacked that it would take you 30 to 45 minutes before you can board unless you’re gonna fight your way inside.
Inday: Meanwhile, I can board a southbound train in Magallanes Station easily then board a northbound train in Taft Ave. Station and be able to seat comfortably inside the first cab. By the time my train gets to Buendia Station, I would still be able to see that person waiting in the platform .Now, tell me I’m wrong.
Marami sa mga audience pati sa mob members ang napa-oo sa sinabi ni Inday. May punto nga naman sya.
Napatingin na lang si Edu sa set director.
Edu: Paano ‘to? Kayo naman kasi hindi klaro ang mga question na ginagawa niyo eh. Ahh teka lang Inday ha.
Nagpulong pulong ang mga set personnel pati si Edu. Pagbalik ni Edu sa entablado…
Edu: Ok, napag-usapan namin na tama rin ang letter C so for this question lahat ng sumagot ng letter A and C ay tama. So ang nagkamali sa mga mob members ay tatlo kabilang ang kaibigan mong si Ethan.
Inday: Glad you saw it my way and I’m sorry about Ethan but his luck would eventually run out anyway.
Edu: Inday, 18,000 pesos ang nakuha mo ngayong round that would bring your total money to 311,000 pesos! Wala ka ng help at may 15 pang mob members na natitira. So ang tanong, is it the money?? or the mob?!!?
Inday: I’ll take the mob!!
Umabot na sa puntong nasa halagang P10,000 na ang isang tanong. 4 na lang ang natitirang mob members at P414,000 ang laman ng prize pool.
Edu: Inday, 4 na lang ang mob members na naiiwan. Dalawang unbeatable, isang propesor ng Philosophy sa UP at may isa pang katulong ang natitira. (Napatingin si Edu sa floor director tilang di makapaniwala sa nabasa nya sa prompter).
Edu: Anyway, maaga pa lang ay naubos na ang iyong help pero parang hindi mo naman talaga kelangan ang mga yun. May 414,000 pesos ka nang naiipon. Ayaw mo pa bang kunin ang money? (gusto na atang tapusin ni Edu kasi lagi na lang syang napapadugo ni Inday).
Edu: Tandaan mo Inday, you have the option to walk out and take the money and leave the mob with nothing. So is it the money? or the mob? (pagod na si Edu sa kakasigaw ng money or the mob)
Inday: I’m enjoying this game so I’ll take the mob!!
Napa-hayyy na lang si Edu. Kinausap niya muna saglit ang director at naghanap sila ng mahirap na tanong.
Edu: Ok sige Inday, here’s your question worth P10,000. Para saang OS or Operating System ginawa ang Longhorn? Is it A, Linux? B, Mac or Macintosh?, or C, Windows? Mob members please key in your answer. Siguro Inday ay nakakita ka na ng computer diba? Meron sigurong PC yung amo mo sa bahay. Or baka nakagamit ka na nyan sa mga internet shop para mag-chat or mag-email.
Nakangisi lang si Inday habang pinapakinggan ang pag-explain ni Edu.
Edu: Yung OS or Operating System ay yung software na nagpapatakbo sa isang PC. Di ko alam kung nagegets mo mga pinagsasabi ko pero manghula ka na lang siguro since wala ka na ring help.
Inday: Ok. Let’s see if I can explain how I would arrive at my answer in a way that you could comprehend. I’m sure the answer is not letter B. Mac OS releases are usually codenamed after a wild cat such as Jaguar, Puma, Panther or the most recent major release of OS X, which is Leopard, which I incidentally have currently on my Macbook Pro.
Nagsisimula na namang dumugo ang ilong ni Doods.
Inday: I’m also sure that it’s not letter A which is Linux. The common Linux distribution right now are Fedora, SUSE, Mandriva and Ubuntu which is derived from Debian, a non-commercial distro. I even get to install Ubuntu in my master’s machine which is currently running a dual boot system side by side with Windows Vista.
Nagpakuha ng maraming tissue si Edu dahil umaagos na ang dugo sa ilong.
Inday: So that leaves me with letter C, Windows. Longhorn is the codename used for Windows Vista that was released early last year. My answer is letter C. (Sabay pindot ni Inday ang letter C)
Nagpakuha muna ng tubig si Edu bago tumuloy.
Edu: Ok, tignan na naten kung mauubos mo na ang mob members para matapos na ‘to. Ilan ba ang nagkamali?
1, 2, 3…! Nagulat si Edu nang may natira pa.
Edu: 3 ang nagkamali! Isa na lang ang natitira. Number 94, yung natitirang katulong. Grabe na ‘to ah. Napabagsak ng 2 katulong ang 99 na mob members.
Kinausap muna saglit ni Doods si number 94.
Edu: Number 94, ano po ang pangalan nila ma’am?
Number 94: Miriam po sir Edu, pero tawagin niyo na lang akong Manang gaya ng iba.
Nanlaki ang mga mata ni Inday nang napansin nyang si Manang pala ang natitirang mob member.
Inday: You!!! (Napatingin na lang kay Manang)
Manang: As Einstein once said, “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
BLAG!! Hinimatay si Edu sa kakulangan ng dugo. Di na alam kung paano ipagpapatuloy ang show kaya’t hinati na lang kanila Inday at Manang ang P444,000 na nalikom sa pool.
Wowowee
Naging contestants sina Inday at Ederlyn sa Wowowee.
Willie: Kapamilya, ang ating mga kalahok ngayon ay mga maid or mga yaya… mga kasambahay minsan kung tawagin. Sila ang dahilan kung baket nananatiling malinis ang bahay natin, may pagkain sa hapagkainan kung pagod tayo para magluto. Sila ang naghuhugas ng pinggan, naglalaba at nag-aalaga sa mga anak natin. Aminin na naten, mahihirapan din tayo pag wala sila.
Willie: Sige tawagin na naten ang mga unang maglalaro.
Umentra sina Inday at Ederlyn at pumwesto sa magkabilang panig ni Willie.
Kinausap muna ni Willie si Ederlyn. Excited sobra si Ederlyn, sigaw ng sigaw ng “Papiii”!!
Willie: Hello kamusta ka? Anong name mo?
Ederlyn: Ederlyn po papi!! I’m fine thanks!!! (excited talaga)
Willie: Ederlyn, taga-saang probinsya ka?
Ederlyn: I’m from here lang in Metro Manila papi!!! You’re hansam pala in personal!
Willie: Wow, thank you ha. Ilang taon ka na Ederlyn?
Ederlyn: 20 po papi!!
Willie: Ahh, kamusta mga magulang mo, nasan sila?
Ederlyn: Di ko po alam papi!! In their house lang yun siguro. I am staying with my amo.
Willie: Ahhh so sino yung nagbabantay ng bahay ngayon? Alam ba ng amo mo na nandito ka sa Wowowee?
Ederlyn: Yung amo ko po nag-stay sa house. Pinayagan nya naman ako at she also gave me bus fare to go here so I could join.
Willie: Wow, ang bait naman. Meron ka bang message para sa amo mo?
Ederlyn: Ma’am thank you po for giving me pamasahe to go here, don’t worry I will pay you. The trash at the back I will throw later, I am not finish sweeping the floor in your room. The fruit salad in the ref is already panis, don’t eat it. Pa-throw na lang po in the trash can.
Willie: Aba! Astig ka rin ah, inutusan mo pa amo mo. Sa magulang mo baka may message ka.
Ederlyn: Ahmm… Nay, Tay! How are you guys? I’m doing fine here at Wowowee. I know you are watching me. Thank you for your patronage. That’s all papi!
Willie: Nyak! O sige anong talent mo?
Ederlyn: I will sing po papi! Nothing’s gonna change my love for you!
Willie: O sige, Ladies and Gentlemen… Miss Ederlyn.
Kinuha ni Ederlyn ang mikropono at pumunta na sa gitna at nagsimulang kumanta.
Ederlyn: If I had to live my life without you near me…. The days would all be empty…
Umabot na sa chorus…
Ederlyn: Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, you know naman my love how much I love you. One thing you can be sure of, I’ll never ask for more than your love…
At natapos na rin si Ederlyn. Naghiyawan at nagtawanan ang mga tao. Pati si Willie di makatigil sa kakatawa.
Willie: Ayos ka rin Ederlyn! Lalabas siguro ito sa youtube. Anyway, eto ang five thousand pesos mo pati ang gift bag from Liveraide!!
Ederlyn: (tuwang tuwa) Thank you po Kuya Willie!!
Willie: O sige dito naman tayo sa next contestant naten.
Humarap si Willie kay Inday na mukhang nabobored.
Willie: Hi miss, anong name mo?
Inday: Hi Mr. Revillame, my name is Inday.
Willie: Aba isa pang inglesera. Ok mga katulong naten ngayon ah, nakakaaliw sila.
Naisipan din na kausapin ni Willie si Inday ng Ingles. Alam niyo naman si papi, palabiro.
Willie: So Inday, how are you today?
Inday: I just answered that question earlier. If you have nothing else left to ask, can we just continue?
Willie: Ahhmm, it’s ok. I still have some questions for you. Ahh, what province are you from?
Inday: I’m from the City of Majestic Waterfalls, Iligan.
Willie: Ahhh, that’s very nice. Is your parents there? Why don’t you greet them?
Inday: Yes, they’re there but my mom does not watch Wowowee. She usually watch The Tyra Banks Show at this time of the day. My dad seldom watches TV.
Willie: Oh I see, why doesn’t she watch Wowowee, am I not handsome or funny for her?
Inday: Let’s just say that it might have something to do with substance, plus Tyra is more pleasing to the eye than you.
Napahiya si Willie.
Willie: Ohh ok. Well greet her anyways, maybe she change the channel during commercial.
Pumayag na rin si Inday na batiin ang kanyang nanay.
Inday: Hi Mom, if you’re really watching this…
Sumingit saglit si Willie.
Willie: Inday, why don’t you greet her in your dialect?
Inday: (Tinignan ng masama si Willie) Why don’t you keep quiet for a sec and let me greet her in my own way?
Napahiya ulit si Willie…
Willie: Ok sorry, please continue.
Inday: Hi mom, please check your Paypal account to see if the money I sent you has arrived. Did you like the Marc Jacobs handbag I sent you last Christmas? Please tell Iying to catch me online so I can walk her through jailbreaking her iPod Touch. Hi to Dad, Itoy and Ikling. Love you all!
Natameme si Willie sa pagkasosyal ni Inday at ng kanyang pamilya.
Willie: Woww… How sweet naman. Can I ask you what year uhh… I mean anong year ang natapos mo sa schooling mo? Because you’re good in English, maybe you reached 4th year high school?
Inday: So what are you implying? That maids are dumb and cannot speak perfect English nor have good education? If I told you my academic achievements you might run outside and fling yourself into a speeding truck. Let’s just say that I was blessed with proper education with the help of a few scholarship grants and was able to finish college and a couple of master’s degree.
Dumugo na ang ilong ni Willie at nagpakuha muna ng tissue at tubig bago nagpatuloy.
Willie: Ahmm ok… uhh.. tama na siguro yung mga tanong. Pero bago ang lahat nais ko lang batiin ang isang special guest na dumalo ngayon dito sa studio… the lovely Kris Aquino.
Na-focus ang camera kay Kris na nakatayo sa gilid.
Kris: Hi Willie, o anoh? Diba winarn na kita tungkol dyan kay Inday kanina bago ka lumabas. Anoh, naniwala ka na?
Willie: Di ko naman kasi alam parang jinojoke mo lang ako kanina eh.
Kris: Well… gusto ko lang makita talent ni Inday kaya ako bumisita. Baka talent nya ay wawalisin itong set in under 1 minute. Ahihihi.
Willie: ‘Kaw talaga Kris iba ka kung manlait.
Talent portion na ni Inday.
Willie: Ok Inday, anong talent ang gagawin mo ngayon?
Inday: I suppose I could sing one of my favorites, Time to Say Goodbye.
Willie: Sige, Ladies and Gentleman… Ms. Inday.
Pumwesto na si Inday sa harap ng entablado. Pinatahimik niya ang audience… nakatingin lang sa kanya si Kris. Sinenyasan nya ang DJ na patugtugin ang kanyang CD dahil di kakayanin ng banda patugtugin ang kakantahin nya.
Nagsimula na si Inday kumanta…
Inday: Quando sono sola Sogno all’orrizonte E mancan le parole… Si lo so che non c’e’ luce In una stanza quando manca il sole Si non ci sei tu con me, con me…
Umabot na sa chorus at bumanat pa lalo si Inday…
Inday: Time to… say goodbye… Paesi che no ho mai Veduto e vissuto con te… Adesso si li vivro’ con te partiro’…
Nagtayuan ang karamihan sa audience, mga matatanda, foreigners, OFWs, balikbayan. Pinalakpakan si Inday… napaluha din ang iba. Pati si Kris at Willie namangha at nanood na lang sa rendition ni Inday ng kanta ni Andrea Bocelli.
Pinatapos ni Willie ang buong kanta, di akalaing kaya ng isang katulong ang kumanta ng opera.
Pagkatapos ni Inday, binigyan siya ng standing ovation ng audience, pati mga promo girls tumigil sa pagkekembot para palakpakan siya. Umalis na si Kris sa studio ng luhaan, apektado sa kanta ni Inday.
Willie: Wow!! That’s unbelievable! Ang galing ha, ang lakas pala ng boses mo. Dahil sa ginawa mong yan, ito ang 50,000 pesos para sayo at lahat ng nakadisplay dito sa likod ko, pwede mo nang iuwi. Meron dyang Magic Sing, My Marvel Taheebo at kung anu-ano pa.
Sumingit si Ederlyn.
Ederlyn: Papi ba’t saken 5,000 pesos lang? Unfair naman yun.
Willie: Gusto mo bawiin ko? Mali mali nga lyrics mo dyan. Galingan mo na lang sa laban niyo ni Inday.
Ederlyn: (natahimik na lang) Sige po papi.
Willie: Ok alam niyo na ang gagawin? Kelangan niyong mahulaan ang title ng kantang papatugtugin at kakantahin niyo pagkatapos ok? Pag di niyo naikanta ng maayos, 1 point lang. Pag-maka 2 points kayo, pasok na kayo sa next round.
Willie: Ok ready? Paunahan ito… pwesto!
Tumugtog na ang Perfect ng True Faith, umabot na sa chorus bago nahulaan ni Ederlyn ang kanta.
Edelryn: Ferfect papi!! Ferfect!!!!
Natawa na lang si Willie.
Willie: O sige pwede na rin… Perfect… Sing it!!
Ederlyn: Baby as I look into your eyes… New York ferfect… Judging from the way you meet my eye… New York Ferfect…. Ferfect….
Sumasakit ang tyan ni Willie sa kakatawa kaya’t pinatigil nya na si Ederlyn.
Willie: Hoi, san niyo ba nakuha ito? (tawa ng tawa habang kausap ang direktor)
Willie: Sorry Ederlyn pero mali na naman ang lyrics mo. Di bale bawi ka na lang sa susunod… Inday, pwede ka pang humabol. Sige pwesto!!
Tumugtog na ang Smack That ni Akon… naunahan na naman ni Ederlyn si Inday na may kausap sa kanyang cellphone.
Ederlyn: Papi Ismak Dat!! (Kinanta pa ng gaga… Ismak Dat Olonggapo… Ismak Dat Fernando Poe)
Natawa na naman si Willie.
Willie: Pambihira ka talaga. Di mo na kelangan kantahin pero tama ang sagot mo kaya’t pasok ka na!!
Tuwang tuwa si Ederlyn at di humihinto sa kakapalakpak at kakatalon.
Willie: I’m sorry Inday pero…
Natameme si Willie paglingon nya kay Inday at may kausap sa phone. Sinenyasan siya ni Inday na saglit lang.
Natapos na rin si Inday sa phone.
Inday: I’m sorry Mr. Revillame but I just got a call from the other station and they’re sending someone over to pick me up. They want to talk about guesting me and letting me sing me on their show this Sunday. I’ll just take the cash and leave the other stuff here for the other contestants. Thanks and Ciao!
Laglag-panga si Willie at pinanood na lang ang pag-alis ni Inday.
Painful experiences
Isang hapon ay nagkwekwentuhan ang magbarkada sa may isawan sa kanto habang nag-memerienda.
Ederlyn: Eto, I have a question para sa inyo ga. Ano ang pinakamasakit na experience ang naranasan na ninyu?
Napaisip ang iba.
Dodong: Siguro sa akin ay yung pagpili sa isang babae pero parehong mahal mo ang dalawa. Para talagang nahahati ang puso ko. (sabay kagat sa isaw)
Ederlyn: Ay yung sa akin yung binuhos mo ang pagmamahal mo sa isang lalaki pero kulang pa rin at iniwan ka. (sabay lagok sa softdrink)
Ethan: Wala pa ko masyadong experience pagdating sa sa pagmamahal eh. Siguro masakit na sa’ken yung binati mo ng good morning pero di ka pinansin. Hehehe. (sabay kagat sa bananacue)
Inday: I guess mine would be not showing my affection to someone and by the time that I realize that he’s the one I love, he’s slowly pulling away. (sabay subo sa baon nyang blanched green and white asparagus with lemon thyme and Parmesan vinaigrette)
Pulubi: Sa akin naman yung bihis na bihis ka na pero di ka pala kasama sa lakad. Sakit nun. Hirap kaya ako maghanap ng maisusuot tapos di rin pala ako kasama. Tsk. (hihingi pa sa kinakain ni Inday)
Napatingin na lang sila Inday sa pulubing nakiki-merienda.
Ang high tech na neighborhood
Isang hapon ay lumabas si Mr. Montemayor para bumili ng internet prepaid card sa sari-sari store dahil nawalan sila ng DSL connection at kelangan nyang mag-email.
Pagdating nya sa tindahan ay nakita sya ni Ethan na nagtetext habang kumakain ng bananacue.
Ethan: Sir! Magandang hapon po. Ako nga pala si Ethan, yung kaibigan ni Inday.
Mr. Montemayor: Ahh ok. Gandang hapon din. Ka-text mo si Inday?
Ethan: Ahh, hindi po sir. Nag-susurf lang ako dito sa cellphone ko, checheck ng balita.
Mr. Montemayor: (nabigla) Ahh… ok… galing ah. Sige.
Kumatok sya sa tindahan at lumapit ang tindera.
Tindera: Ano po yun?
Mr. Montemayor: Meron ba kayong prepaid internet card? Yung 100 pesos lang, bigyan mo ako yung mabilis at mabenta.
Tindera: Ahh meron po sir. Pero kung gusto niyo mabilis talaga, nag-ooffer din kami ng Airborne Access prepaid card. Aabot naman yung wifi namin sa bahay ninyo kasi may mga booster antennas naman kami. Kelangan niyo lang ng computer or laptop na may wifi adapter. 100 lang rin sir para sa 60 minutes.
Mr. Montemayor: (laglag ang panga) Ahh sige, pwede siguro yan. Samahan mo na rin ng isang Cheers softdrink.
Tumambay muna si Mr. Montemayor sa tindahan habang inuubos ang softdrink nang may dumaang maglalako.
Maglalako: (sumisigaw) Hoppppp… Hopppp… HopiaManiPopcornDomainNamesatWebHostinggg…
Nasamid si Mr. Montemayor sa kanyang iniinom.
Restaurant
Isang hapon, nagmemerienda ulit ang barkada sa may sari-sari store na may isawan sa tapat.
Dodong: Alam niyo ba kung anong gagawin ko sa perang iniipon ko? Magtatayo siguro ako ng maliit na restaurant dito sa may atin. (habang sinasawsaw ang betamax sa suka)
Ethan: Aba, bigtime ka na pre ah! (sabay kagat sa bananacue) Anong klaseng resto ba yan?
Dodong: Maliit lang. Siguro gotohan lang.. ay “Pares” na lang kasi may kilala ako sa palengke mura ang bigay saken ng karne.
Ederlyn: Wow darling pwede mo akong kuning cashier or waitress. (sabay inom sa sopdrink)
Dodong: Anong darling darling? Nakakalimutan mo na ba? Wala na tayo no. Tsaka baka mawalan ng gana mga kakain pag ikaw ang nagseserve. (sabay nagpa-ihaw pa ng isaw)
Napahiya si Ederlyn at nagtawanan sina Ethan, Manang at Inday.
Dodong: Inday kunin kitang kusinera ha? Alam kong papatok ang “Pares” naten pag ikaw ang nagluluto.
Inday: Flattery won’t get you anywhere Dodong. Besides, do you already know what you need before you pursue that endeavor of yours? You need to register a business name and submit a BTRCP Form No. 16B to DTI. Or SEC if it’s going to be a corporation or a partnership. Then get a Barangay Clearance, Mayor’s Permit and Sanitary Permit. You also have to register your business to BIR then get a license to operate from BFAD. And that’s just the gist of it.
Dodong: Huwaw!!! Ang dami pala. Buti na lang andyan ka para tulungan ako.
Inday: Well, I could concoct a list of appetizers, entréés and dessert for your “Pares” resto. (sabay subo sa baong California Maki)
Ethan: Tulungan kitang i-advertise yan pre. Ipapaskel ko sa tricycle ko yung trapal mo.
Pulubi: Do you have a name for your establishment yet? (sabay sawsaw ng baong bruschetta sa olive oil)
Dodong: Hmmm… wala pa eh. Dodong’s Pares kaya?
Manang: How unimaginative. How about… Pares Hilton. Classy yet funny. (sabay dukot sa Chippy)
Dodong: Hahaha. Ok yun ah!!
Ederlyn: Di ko gets? Anong nakakatawa dun?
Inday: Of course you don’t dear. Well Dodong, the name should cater to the mass anyway so better come up with another one.
Sumingit na rin ang maglalako na kumakain lang ng isaw sa tabi at nakikinig.
Maglalako: Eh kung Lovers In Pares kaya? Tapos pwede ko na rin i-register ang domain name para di kayo maunahan. Nagwe-web design din nga pala ako.
Dodong, Ethan, Ederlyn, Manang: Pwede!!!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Why do we pray?
A lot of times I encounter people asking why we need to pray to God, when "God knows everything anyway" and that "He has a plan for you and me". Sometimes, I find myself asking that question, especially in instances when skies are gray, and everything just doesn't seem to fall into their proper places.
True that there are certain grim circumstances that easily sway our faith in God, making us easy and vulnerable preys of the enemy. And a lot of times, by relying solely on what we can do, we fail. We become depressed. We become irritable. We become war-freaks and anarchists. We become hopeless.
But when I pray amidst those times, and God takes control over things, I experience peace, that no one could ever transfect into me except God. I know that my prayer life is not the perfect model that would give me the right to hold up people and challenge them to emulate. Because my prayer life is not consistent. There are days when I struggle to pray even for just 30 seconds. Yet there are also days that I spend hours wrestling with God in prayer. But despite the inconsistency, I still personally know and experience the power of prayer.
As for the question, I still do not fully know the answer. I still need to find the answer. The only things that I could come up with are:
* I pray because God commands it.
* I pray to be more like Jesus, to be Christlike in character and ways.
* I pray in an attempt to know and be part of God's will.
* I pray to have a possibility of seeing the world through God's eyes.
* I pray to try to make sense of all the madness and chaos in this world; and
* I pray because my deepest need and desire is to know God.
True that there are certain grim circumstances that easily sway our faith in God, making us easy and vulnerable preys of the enemy. And a lot of times, by relying solely on what we can do, we fail. We become depressed. We become irritable. We become war-freaks and anarchists. We become hopeless.
But when I pray amidst those times, and God takes control over things, I experience peace, that no one could ever transfect into me except God. I know that my prayer life is not the perfect model that would give me the right to hold up people and challenge them to emulate. Because my prayer life is not consistent. There are days when I struggle to pray even for just 30 seconds. Yet there are also days that I spend hours wrestling with God in prayer. But despite the inconsistency, I still personally know and experience the power of prayer.
As for the question, I still do not fully know the answer. I still need to find the answer. The only things that I could come up with are:
* I pray because God commands it.
* I pray to be more like Jesus, to be Christlike in character and ways.
* I pray in an attempt to know and be part of God's will.
* I pray to have a possibility of seeing the world through God's eyes.
* I pray to try to make sense of all the madness and chaos in this world; and
* I pray because my deepest need and desire is to know God.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Missing Home
* It's been almost 5 years since I visited the place where I grew. To me, it was the most beautiful place. And it IS the most beautiful place still.
* I'm always excited each time I meet people here in Manila who also grew up (or at least have stayed in the place for significant years) there.
* I'm also always eager to listen everytime I hear news on the TV or radio about the latest happenings in that place.
* I'm terribly missing Cagayan de Oro City.
* The last time I went there, the most famous public market was a very big mess. Cogon Market is like a huge garbage place where you could just litter and throw your junk anywhere.
* I'm surprised to see the latest picture of that market. Here's that pic:
* Wala lang. I just suddenly missed Cagayan.
* I'm always excited each time I meet people here in Manila who also grew up (or at least have stayed in the place for significant years) there.
* I'm also always eager to listen everytime I hear news on the TV or radio about the latest happenings in that place.
* I'm terribly missing Cagayan de Oro City.
* The last time I went there, the most famous public market was a very big mess. Cogon Market is like a huge garbage place where you could just litter and throw your junk anywhere.
* I'm surprised to see the latest picture of that market. Here's that pic:
* Wala lang. I just suddenly missed Cagayan.
From A Guy's Point of View
We don’t care if you talk to other guys.
We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there.
We don’t care if a guy calls (or texts) you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can’t wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don’t tell us we’re wrong.
We’ll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Don’t be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood I'm in.
Let us pay for you!
Don't “feel bad”.
We enjoy doing it.
It’s expected.
Smile and say “thank you.”
Kiss us when no one’s watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed.
You don’t have to get dressed up for us.
If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pajamas, or in my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don’t wear things that will flaunt yourself to other guys.
It makes us feel like you just want to show off to the other guys when the only guy you should be impressing is me.
Don’t take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don’t get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/ media as your bible.
Don’t talk about how hot Richard Guttierez, Brad Pitt, or Johnny Depp is in front of us.
It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word “handsome“/ “beautiful”.
I’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with “Hey handsome!” instead of “Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy” or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either ;-)
Also “getting some” is not the only thing EVERY guy cares about.
Girls, proof of this is, if a guy will wait for you to be “ready” to “take your relationship to the next level”.
Not all guys are the same. And we’re not all perfect either. We’re only human.
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace to the male population [censored] and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes....and say “i love you”
...and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
*Holdin Hands*
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling*
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you’re cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies*
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. (haha!)
*Loving each other*
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too… And mean it.
*Laying below the stars*
Girls : When you’re both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there.
We don’t care if a guy calls (or texts) you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can’t wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don’t tell us we’re wrong.
We’ll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Don’t be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood I'm in.
Let us pay for you!
Don't “feel bad”.
We enjoy doing it.
It’s expected.
Smile and say “thank you.”
Kiss us when no one’s watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed.
You don’t have to get dressed up for us.
If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pajamas, or in my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don’t wear things that will flaunt yourself to other guys.
It makes us feel like you just want to show off to the other guys when the only guy you should be impressing is me.
Don’t take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don’t get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/ media as your bible.
Don’t talk about how hot Richard Guttierez, Brad Pitt, or Johnny Depp is in front of us.
It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word “handsome“/ “beautiful”.
I’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with “Hey handsome!” instead of “Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy” or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either ;-)
Also “getting some” is not the only thing EVERY guy cares about.
Girls, proof of this is, if a guy will wait for you to be “ready” to “take your relationship to the next level”.
Not all guys are the same. And we’re not all perfect either. We’re only human.
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace to the male population [censored] and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes....and say “i love you”
...and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
*Holdin Hands*
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling*
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you’re cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies*
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. (haha!)
*Loving each other*
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too… And mean it.
*Laying below the stars*
Girls : When you’re both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Chistian Students Medical Congress
Are you a medical student? Got nothing to do this summer? Maybe God is calling you to join HEARTBEAT FOR CHRIST 4! :-) Contact me for details.
So you aren't a medical student? Maybe God is calling you to grab some opportunities for involvement. First is prayer support. Second is financial support. :-) Again, contact me for details.
Read on...
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So you aren't a medical student? Maybe God is calling you to grab some opportunities for involvement. First is prayer support. Second is financial support. :-) Again, contact me for details.
Read on...
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Heartbeat for Christ IV
When: April 23 - 26, 2008
The Congress
The Christian Students Medical Congress is held every year for Christian medical students in the Philippines. The congress addresses issues medical students face in daily life, whether in campus, in the hospital, in society or in church. This is a chance to share, learn, and encourage each other, as medical students in the Philippines face many similar burdens and problems. The congress provides opportunities for medical students from different parts of the Philippines to:
* collectively listen and respond to God's Word through Bible expositions and plenary sessions
* have joyful interactions in small groups
* hear about medical student ministries in other medical schools
* share God's message of salvation through the Spiritual Care Practicum
* be challenged to live with a commitment to be Christ's witnesses in campus, hospital, church and society
The Theme
The theme, Heartbeat for Christ, echoes God's calling for His people to intimately know the love of Christ and to not be ashamed of His testimony but to share in suffering for the gospel by His power (II Timothy 1:3-14). This new generation of medical students, our generation, all over the Philippines are given the same calling and privilege. We are called to know Christ and not be ashamed for we know whom we have believed. We are called to rise from any spiritual lethargy and dedicate our lives to respond to the needs of the world, to respond to the heartbeat of Christ, for the sake of God's glory.
"God is calling us above all else to be the kind of people whose theme and passion is the supremacy of God in all of life. No one will be able to rise to the magnificence of the evangelistic cause who does not feel the magnificence of Christ. There will be no bg world vision without a big God... There will be no passion to draw others into our worship where there is no passion for worship!"
- John Piper
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
The Five Articles of the Remonstrants, 1610
Article 1.
[Conditional Election - corresponds to the second of TULIP's five points, Unconditional Election]
That God, by an eternal and unchangeable purpose in Jesus Christ his Son before the foundation of the world, has determined that out of the fallen, sinful race of men, to save in Christ, for Christ's sake, and through Christ, those who through the grace of the Holy Spirit shall believe on this his son Jesus, and shall persevere in this faith and obedience of faith, through this grace, even to the end; and, on the other hand, to leave the incorrigible and unbelieving in sin and under wrath and to condemn them as alienated from Christ, according to the word of the Gospel in John 3:36: "He that believes on the Son has everlasting life: and he that does not believe the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abides on him," and according to other passages of Scripture also.
Article 2.
[Unlimited Atonement - corresponds to the third of TULIP's five points, Limited Atonement]
That, accordingly, Jesus Christ the Savior of the world, died for all men and for every man, so that he has obtained for them all, by his death on the cross, redemption and the forgiveness of sins; yet that no one actually enjoys this forgiveness of sins except the believer, according to the word of the Gospel of John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." And in the First Epistle of John 2:2: "And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world."
Article 3.
[Deprivation - corresponds to the first of TULIP's five points, Total Depravity]
That man does not posses saving grace of himself, nor of the energy of his free will, inasmuch as in his state of apostasy and sin he can of and by himself neither think, will, nor do any thing that is truly good (such as saving Faith eminently is); but that it is necessary that he be born again of God in Christ, through his Holy Spirit, and renewed in understanding, inclination, and will, and all his faculties, in order that he may rightly understand, think, will, and effect what is truly good, according to the Word of Christ, John 15:5, "Without me you can do nothing."
Article 4.
[Resistible Grace - corresponds to the fourth of TULIP's five points, Irresistible Grace]
That this grace of God is the beginning, continuance, and accomplishment of all good, even to the extent that the regenerate man himself, without prevenient or assisting, awakening, following and cooperative grace, can neither think, will, nor do good, nor withstand any temptations to evil; so that all good deeds or movements that can be conceived must be ascribed to the grace of God in Christ. But with respect to the mode of the operation of this grace, it is not irresistible, since it is written concerning many, that they have resisted the Holy Spirit (Acts 7, and elsewhere in many places).
Article 5.
[Assurance and Security - corresponds to the fifth of TULIP's five points, Perseverance of the Saints]
That those who are incorporated into Christ by true faith, and have thereby become partakers of his life-giving Spirit, as a result have full power to strive against Satan, sin, the world, and their own flesh, and to win the victory; it being well understood that it is ever through the assisting grace of the Holy Spirit; and that Jesus Christ assists them through his Spirit in all temptations, extends to them his hand, and if only they are ready for the conflict, desire his help, and are not inactive, keeps them from falling, so that they, by no deceit or power of Satan, can be misled nor plucked out of Christ's hands, according to the Word of Christ, John 10:28: "Neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand." But whether they are capable, through negligence, of forsaking again the first beginning of their life in Christ, of again returning to this present evil world, of turning away from the holy doctrine which was delivered them, of losing a good conscience, of neglecting grace, that must be more particularly determined out of the Holy Scripture, before we ourselves can teach it with the full confidence of our mind.
These Articles, thus set forth and taught, the Remonstrants deem agreeable to the Word of God, tending to edification, and, as regards this argument, sufficient for salvation, so that it is not necessary or edifying to rise higher or to descend deeper.
The Articles of the Remonstrants are adapted from Phillip Schaff, The Creeds of Christendom, Volume 3, Baker Books, Grand Rapids, 1996, pp 545ff.
[Conditional Election - corresponds to the second of TULIP's five points, Unconditional Election]
That God, by an eternal and unchangeable purpose in Jesus Christ his Son before the foundation of the world, has determined that out of the fallen, sinful race of men, to save in Christ, for Christ's sake, and through Christ, those who through the grace of the Holy Spirit shall believe on this his son Jesus, and shall persevere in this faith and obedience of faith, through this grace, even to the end; and, on the other hand, to leave the incorrigible and unbelieving in sin and under wrath and to condemn them as alienated from Christ, according to the word of the Gospel in John 3:36: "He that believes on the Son has everlasting life: and he that does not believe the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abides on him," and according to other passages of Scripture also.
Article 2.
[Unlimited Atonement - corresponds to the third of TULIP's five points, Limited Atonement]
That, accordingly, Jesus Christ the Savior of the world, died for all men and for every man, so that he has obtained for them all, by his death on the cross, redemption and the forgiveness of sins; yet that no one actually enjoys this forgiveness of sins except the believer, according to the word of the Gospel of John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." And in the First Epistle of John 2:2: "And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world."
Article 3.
[Deprivation - corresponds to the first of TULIP's five points, Total Depravity]
That man does not posses saving grace of himself, nor of the energy of his free will, inasmuch as in his state of apostasy and sin he can of and by himself neither think, will, nor do any thing that is truly good (such as saving Faith eminently is); but that it is necessary that he be born again of God in Christ, through his Holy Spirit, and renewed in understanding, inclination, and will, and all his faculties, in order that he may rightly understand, think, will, and effect what is truly good, according to the Word of Christ, John 15:5, "Without me you can do nothing."
Article 4.
[Resistible Grace - corresponds to the fourth of TULIP's five points, Irresistible Grace]
That this grace of God is the beginning, continuance, and accomplishment of all good, even to the extent that the regenerate man himself, without prevenient or assisting, awakening, following and cooperative grace, can neither think, will, nor do good, nor withstand any temptations to evil; so that all good deeds or movements that can be conceived must be ascribed to the grace of God in Christ. But with respect to the mode of the operation of this grace, it is not irresistible, since it is written concerning many, that they have resisted the Holy Spirit (Acts 7, and elsewhere in many places).
Article 5.
[Assurance and Security - corresponds to the fifth of TULIP's five points, Perseverance of the Saints]
That those who are incorporated into Christ by true faith, and have thereby become partakers of his life-giving Spirit, as a result have full power to strive against Satan, sin, the world, and their own flesh, and to win the victory; it being well understood that it is ever through the assisting grace of the Holy Spirit; and that Jesus Christ assists them through his Spirit in all temptations, extends to them his hand, and if only they are ready for the conflict, desire his help, and are not inactive, keeps them from falling, so that they, by no deceit or power of Satan, can be misled nor plucked out of Christ's hands, according to the Word of Christ, John 10:28: "Neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand." But whether they are capable, through negligence, of forsaking again the first beginning of their life in Christ, of again returning to this present evil world, of turning away from the holy doctrine which was delivered them, of losing a good conscience, of neglecting grace, that must be more particularly determined out of the Holy Scripture, before we ourselves can teach it with the full confidence of our mind.
These Articles, thus set forth and taught, the Remonstrants deem agreeable to the Word of God, tending to edification, and, as regards this argument, sufficient for salvation, so that it is not necessary or edifying to rise higher or to descend deeper.
The Articles of the Remonstrants are adapted from Phillip Schaff, The Creeds of Christendom, Volume 3, Baker Books, Grand Rapids, 1996, pp 545ff.
Arminianism on Total Depravity
Many Calvinists misrepresent Arminians regarding the view on Total Depravity. Total Depravity is the T of the T.U.L.I.P., the five points of Calvinism. According to The Banner (a Calvinistic website),
Actually, Arminianism holds this as much as Calvinism does.
One Calvinist said:
But Article 3 of the Five Points of the Remonstrants says:
Read about Roger Olson's book entitled, Arminian Theology: Myths and Realities by Roger Olson for more clarifications on Arminianism. God bless you!
The result of the fall is total depravity or corruption. By this is meant that every part of man is rendered corrupt. The Canons say that man "became involved in blindness of mind, horrible darkness, vanity, perverseness of judgment; became wicked, rebellious, obdurate in heart and will and impure in his affection." There was no part of his nature that was not affected by sin.
Actually, Arminianism holds this as much as Calvinism does.
One Calvinist said:
"Arminius believed that the fall of man was not total, maintaining that there was enough good left in man for him to will to accept Jesus Christ unto salvation."
But Article 3 of the Five Points of the Remonstrants says:
That man does not posses saving grace of himself, nor of the energy of his free will, inasmuch as in his state of apostasy and sin he can of and by himself neither think, will, nor do any thing that is truly good (such as saving Faith eminently is); but that it is necessary that he be born again of God in Christ, through his Holy Spirit, and renewed in understanding, inclination, and will, and all his faculties, in order that he may rightly understand, think, will, and effect what is truly good, according to the Word of Christ, John 15:5, "Without me you can do nothing."
Read about Roger Olson's book entitled, Arminian Theology: Myths and Realities by Roger Olson for more clarifications on Arminianism. God bless you!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Bisaya Jokes
GITIK-GITIK NGA BINISAYA
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Dear Anak,
NIDO na lang ang ipa dala sa amo sa sunod nimong pagpadala nga groceries. Nagkalibanga si Tatay mo nianing Nivea Cream Milk.
Dear Anak,
NIDO na lang ang ipa dala sa amo sa sunod nimong pagpadala nga groceries. Nagkalibanga si Tatay mo nianing Nivea Cream Milk.
Nanay
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Sulat balos ni Nanay kang Ate, OFW sa Japan :
Dear Anak,
Sa sunod ayaw nami padad-i aning green nga totpaste. Nakahilak sa kahalang si Tatay nimo. Dili kuno niya type ang brand WASABE.
Dear Anak,
Sa sunod ayaw nami padad-i aning green nga totpaste. Nakahilak sa kahalang si Tatay nimo. Dili kuno niya type ang brand WASABE.
Salamat,
Nanay
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PANGHIMANGNO sa mga tao nga:
Dili mokaon ug tambok
Dili manigarilyo
Dili mobilar ug
Dili moinom ug bino.
Usa ka adlaw mawad-an rakag mga higala, buhi paka, patay na sila tanan!
PANGHIMANGNO sa mga tao nga:
Dili mokaon ug tambok
Dili manigarilyo
Dili mobilar ug
Dili moinom ug bino.
Usa ka adlaw mawad-an rakag mga higala, buhi paka, patay na sila tanan!
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Food for the rich - SUTOKIL (SUgba, TOla, KIniLaw)
Food for the poor - GIPUSIL (GInamos, PUso, SILi)
Food for the very poor - GITUOK (GInamos , giTUntungan sa OK-ok!!)
Food for the rich - SUTOKIL (SUgba, TOla, KIniLaw)
Food for the poor - GIPUSIL (GInamos, PUso, SILi)
Food for the very poor - GITUOK (GInamos , giTUntungan sa OK-ok!!)
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Anak: Tay, di ko katulog, daghang lamok.
Tatay: Palungon nato mga suga aron di ta makit-an
(Pagpalong sa suga, nanggawas mga aninipot)
Anak: Hala tay! Nagdala silag flashlayt !!!
Anak: Tay, di ko katulog, daghang lamok.
Tatay: Palungon nato mga suga aron di ta makit-an
(Pagpalong sa suga, nanggawas mga aninipot)
Anak: Hala tay! Nagdala silag flashlayt !!!
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Empleyado: Boss, namatay diay atong manager, pwede ba ako nalang mopuli sa iyang pwesto ?
Boss: Pwde man, pero ambot kaha ug mosugot ang funeraria .
Empleyado: Boss, namatay diay atong manager, pwede ba ako nalang mopuli sa iyang pwesto ?
Boss: Pwde man, pero ambot kaha ug mosugot ang funeraria .
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Conduktor: Sibog-sibog gamay kay mularga na ta. Kanang imong anak, 'Noy, sabaka lang na. Amahan: Nabuang na! Nisakay gani mi kay nagdali unya sa BAKA na hinuon nimo pasakyon akong anak?!!!
Conduktor: Sibog-sibog gamay kay mularga na ta. Kanang imong anak, 'Noy, sabaka lang na. Amahan: Nabuang na! Nisakay gani mi kay nagdali unya sa BAKA na hinuon nimo pasakyon akong anak?!!!
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DONYA: Kay bago man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayod ka nga ang pamahaw diri alas sais impunto!
MAID: Way problema Nyora! Kung tulog pa ko anang orasa, una nalang mo ug ka-on!!
DONYA: Kay bago man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayod ka nga ang pamahaw diri alas sais impunto!
MAID: Way problema Nyora! Kung tulog pa ko anang orasa, una nalang mo ug ka-on!!
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PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke? Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK: Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong !!!
PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug coke? Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK: Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong !!!
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BOY: Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.
AMO: Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog, corn beef ug chorizo
BOY: Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro. Aw! aw! aw!
BOY: Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.
AMO: Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog, corn beef ug chorizo
BOY: Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro. Aw! aw! aw!
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GUEST to Motel Receptionist: Tagpila room ninyo diri?
RECEPTIONIST: Depende Sir, Special or Ordinary na room?
GUEST: Unsa man kalainan ?
RECEPTIONIST : Special, naay masahista ug TV. Ang Ordinary, naay TB ang masahista!!
GUEST to Motel Receptionist: Tagpila room ninyo diri?
RECEPTIONIST: Depende Sir, Special or Ordinary na room?
GUEST: Unsa man kalainan ?
RECEPTIONIST : Special, naay masahista ug TV. Ang Ordinary, naay TB ang masahista!!
Sunday, March 09, 2008
A Repost: TRY THIS, It's Amazing! Hehe!
Yep! You've got to try this.
Click the this link:
http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/
And then on the first blank, type in your first name. And on the second blank, your family name. Don't mind the other two blanks, just proceed and click VISUALAR. Hehehe!
Enjoy!
Click the this link:
http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/
And then on the first blank, type in your first name. And on the second blank, your family name. Don't mind the other two blanks, just proceed and click VISUALAR. Hehehe!
Enjoy!
Saturday, December 22, 2007
A Once In A Lifetime St. Luke's Event (lol!)
December 21, 2007
1200 h, Shakeys E. Rodriguez - The original MMX were present except for Lizah, Jun and Ron. The 3rd years together with their irregulars exchanged gifts after the lunch, while the 2nd years irregulars also held the exchanging of gifts right after the 3rd years. Hmmm... I gave Cheese a Mirmo Plush Doll bought at Comic Alley. Haha! I actually do not want to give it coz I bought it a week ago and that huge Mirmo Toy has become close to my heart already (rotflol!). I received from Micu a 500-pesos worth of Gift Certificates from SM. I actually experienced rebound here since earlier in the morning when Micu was asking us our opinion about the gift certificate that she will be giving, I told her that "the best gift that you could give to someone this season is the gift of choice!" Hahaha! Thanks Micu. All the while I thought Kyla's your baby but it turned out that it was actually me. Hehehe!
We had fun. Both Section A then and Section B then of MMX Orig enjoyed each other's company. A reunion indeed.
1500 h, Dean Basa Hall - I was on the platform with Serah, Kat and Daryl rehearsing for our presentation later in the evening for the school's joint students and doctors Christmas Party. This was my first time to practice with them. This was my first time to practice with my new batchmates.
Working with them for an extracurricular activity was fun. I did enjoy the practice and even the kulitan. My ears were numb of the word "kuya" as almost everyone of them calls me that.
After the practice while I, Shee, Kyla, and Rob were walking along the halls of the school and then to the hospital, we were talking about how different this year's Christmas "season" in the school as compared to the previous years. Maybe it's because the party would be a joint effort from the students and faculty. Or perhaps, it's because we were allowed to wear any civilian attire for the school day. Or perhaps, it's because classes have been "cancelled" (though that wasn't the real case coz attendance were checked in some subjects but there were no formal lectures). Or perhaps, it's because we had our long exams last week and this week was nontoxic academically. Whatever it is, we all agreed that this year's school's Christmas celebration is different.
1800 h, St. Luke's College of Medicine Angelo King Auditorium Lobby - Registration started and each of the registrants were given a stub where a raffle number was written. I got 2-69. The items to be raffled were just "simple" items, like 6 iPod Shuffles and a brand new ASUS White Laptop! Some cash prizes were also rumored to be given away that night. So everyone in the lobby were all hyped up.
Then the presentation from the different groups started. First to perform were the 1st years. They did a Musicale. Hahaha! Actually, nagkaroling sila. :-) They sang Kumukutikutitap, with choral arrangement. Then the famous Sa May Bahay Ang Aming Bati, which drove them delusional that they received 1,000,000 PhP. Hehehe! =D The 2nd years followed with a Variety Show... I am part of the 2nd year group by the way. Hehehe! We showcased the different talents of our batch like singing, dancing, acting, modeling (?), etc. I will be posting the script where I have a part at the end of this entry. After us, the Clinical Department represented by the consultants, residents, interns and clerks of the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department did a hand mime, complete with all the black costumes, white hand gloves with neon patches, and the black light of course. :-) They conveyed the true meaning of Christmas which is the birth of the Saviour of all mankind. Following them were the 3rd years and the Basic Sciences Department. They performed a dance medley from the tunes of the 70's, to the 80's, the 90's then to the present. Some notable dancers were Dr. Solano, Dra. Tapia, Dra. Paraan and Dr. Decano! Hahaha! I didn't know Dr. Solano could dance to the tune of "Mr. Swabe" or Dra. Tapia to the beat of "Sige Ikembot"! Hahaha! The night was really really fun and alive!
After the performances, the cocktail bar was opened and beer was bottomless. White wine was offered until supplies last. Hehehe! And of course, iced tea and the soda drinks were not absent. Lechon was also served, and so are kutsinta, a weird dish of pork, lumpia, pork barbecue and Asado Siopao.
When the best part of the night that we all have been anticipating came, we were all shouting for our numbers to be called. When a doctor's number is called, we all shout "WAIVE!" or "DONATE!". Hahaha! Only Dra. Siodorra waived her prize. To cut the long story, I didn't win any of the prizes. God was telling me that there is no such thing as "swerte". Hehehe!
To summarize the day, it really was a fun event for the St. Luke's College of Medicine community. I hope that this won't be the last, and that this day has just made a mark and legacy in our school. :-)
As promised, here's the script for our performance:
SERAH: May we request the audience to please turn their cellphones in silent mode. The program is about to start. Thank you. In 5-4-3-2-1. Doo-doo-doo... Cubao station, Cubao station. Thank you for riding the Metrostar Express.
MATT: The following program is not suitable for very young audiences. Parental guidance is advised. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's the night that we've all been waiting for. A night of pure delight and wholesome fun. Tonight's special guests: the Queen of Soul, Jaya!
SERAH: Over there, just beneath the moon there's a man...
KAT: The King of Soul, Janno Gibbs!
CARLO: If I'm not in love with you, then what is this I'm going through...
MATT: RNB Princess, Kyla!
DARYL: Love will lead yo back, someday I just know that...
KAT: Princess of Pop, Sarah Geronimo!
SERAH: And if, forever's not enough for me to love you...
KAT: The international Singing Sensation, Christian Bautista!
CARLO: You, you put the blue back in the sky...
MATT: The Rock Princess, Yeng Constantino!
DARYL: Hawak kamay, di kita iiwan sa paglakbay...
KAT: Soul Siren, Nina!
DARYL: Someday, someone's gonna love you...
MATT: Prince of Pop, Erik Santos!
CARLO: This is... the moment!
MATT: The Muscle Diva, Vina Morales!
SERAH: Ma-ay umaga pang...
KAT: The megastar, Sharon Cuneta!
SERAH: Ikaw ang bigay ng Maykapal...
MATT: The Divine Diva, Zsazsa Padilla!
SERAH: Di ba't, ako'y tao lang na nagdaramdam...
KAT: The Songwriter, Ogie Alcasid!
CARLO: Nandito ako, umiibig sa 'yo...
MATT: And Asia's Songbird, Regine Velasquez!
DARYL: I don't wanna miss a thing!!!
Yun na lang muna. Pagod na akong magtype. Hahaha! That's the 1st part of the four parts ng dubbing. Hehehe! After that, may fashion show pa at dancing, etc...
MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!!!
1200 h, Shakeys E. Rodriguez - The original MMX were present except for Lizah, Jun and Ron. The 3rd years together with their irregulars exchanged gifts after the lunch, while the 2nd years irregulars also held the exchanging of gifts right after the 3rd years. Hmmm... I gave Cheese a Mirmo Plush Doll bought at Comic Alley. Haha! I actually do not want to give it coz I bought it a week ago and that huge Mirmo Toy has become close to my heart already (rotflol!). I received from Micu a 500-pesos worth of Gift Certificates from SM. I actually experienced rebound here since earlier in the morning when Micu was asking us our opinion about the gift certificate that she will be giving, I told her that "the best gift that you could give to someone this season is the gift of choice!" Hahaha! Thanks Micu. All the while I thought Kyla's your baby but it turned out that it was actually me. Hehehe!
We had fun. Both Section A then and Section B then of MMX Orig enjoyed each other's company. A reunion indeed.
1500 h, Dean Basa Hall - I was on the platform with Serah, Kat and Daryl rehearsing for our presentation later in the evening for the school's joint students and doctors Christmas Party. This was my first time to practice with them. This was my first time to practice with my new batchmates.
Working with them for an extracurricular activity was fun. I did enjoy the practice and even the kulitan. My ears were numb of the word "kuya" as almost everyone of them calls me that.
After the practice while I, Shee, Kyla, and Rob were walking along the halls of the school and then to the hospital, we were talking about how different this year's Christmas "season" in the school as compared to the previous years. Maybe it's because the party would be a joint effort from the students and faculty. Or perhaps, it's because we were allowed to wear any civilian attire for the school day. Or perhaps, it's because classes have been "cancelled" (though that wasn't the real case coz attendance were checked in some subjects but there were no formal lectures). Or perhaps, it's because we had our long exams last week and this week was nontoxic academically. Whatever it is, we all agreed that this year's school's Christmas celebration is different.
1800 h, St. Luke's College of Medicine Angelo King Auditorium Lobby - Registration started and each of the registrants were given a stub where a raffle number was written. I got 2-69. The items to be raffled were just "simple" items, like 6 iPod Shuffles and a brand new ASUS White Laptop! Some cash prizes were also rumored to be given away that night. So everyone in the lobby were all hyped up.
Then the presentation from the different groups started. First to perform were the 1st years. They did a Musicale. Hahaha! Actually, nagkaroling sila. :-) They sang Kumukutikutitap, with choral arrangement. Then the famous Sa May Bahay Ang Aming Bati, which drove them delusional that they received 1,000,000 PhP. Hehehe! =D The 2nd years followed with a Variety Show... I am part of the 2nd year group by the way. Hehehe! We showcased the different talents of our batch like singing, dancing, acting, modeling (?), etc. I will be posting the script where I have a part at the end of this entry. After us, the Clinical Department represented by the consultants, residents, interns and clerks of the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department did a hand mime, complete with all the black costumes, white hand gloves with neon patches, and the black light of course. :-) They conveyed the true meaning of Christmas which is the birth of the Saviour of all mankind. Following them were the 3rd years and the Basic Sciences Department. They performed a dance medley from the tunes of the 70's, to the 80's, the 90's then to the present. Some notable dancers were Dr. Solano, Dra. Tapia, Dra. Paraan and Dr. Decano! Hahaha! I didn't know Dr. Solano could dance to the tune of "Mr. Swabe" or Dra. Tapia to the beat of "Sige Ikembot"! Hahaha! The night was really really fun and alive!
After the performances, the cocktail bar was opened and beer was bottomless. White wine was offered until supplies last. Hehehe! And of course, iced tea and the soda drinks were not absent. Lechon was also served, and so are kutsinta, a weird dish of pork, lumpia, pork barbecue and Asado Siopao.
When the best part of the night that we all have been anticipating came, we were all shouting for our numbers to be called. When a doctor's number is called, we all shout "WAIVE!" or "DONATE!". Hahaha! Only Dra. Siodorra waived her prize. To cut the long story, I didn't win any of the prizes. God was telling me that there is no such thing as "swerte". Hehehe!
To summarize the day, it really was a fun event for the St. Luke's College of Medicine community. I hope that this won't be the last, and that this day has just made a mark and legacy in our school. :-)
As promised, here's the script for our performance:
SERAH: May we request the audience to please turn their cellphones in silent mode. The program is about to start. Thank you. In 5-4-3-2-1. Doo-doo-doo... Cubao station, Cubao station. Thank you for riding the Metrostar Express.
MATT: The following program is not suitable for very young audiences. Parental guidance is advised. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's the night that we've all been waiting for. A night of pure delight and wholesome fun. Tonight's special guests: the Queen of Soul, Jaya!
SERAH: Over there, just beneath the moon there's a man...
KAT: The King of Soul, Janno Gibbs!
CARLO: If I'm not in love with you, then what is this I'm going through...
MATT: RNB Princess, Kyla!
DARYL: Love will lead yo back, someday I just know that...
KAT: Princess of Pop, Sarah Geronimo!
SERAH: And if, forever's not enough for me to love you...
KAT: The international Singing Sensation, Christian Bautista!
CARLO: You, you put the blue back in the sky...
MATT: The Rock Princess, Yeng Constantino!
DARYL: Hawak kamay, di kita iiwan sa paglakbay...
KAT: Soul Siren, Nina!
DARYL: Someday, someone's gonna love you...
MATT: Prince of Pop, Erik Santos!
CARLO: This is... the moment!
MATT: The Muscle Diva, Vina Morales!
SERAH: Ma-ay umaga pang...
KAT: The megastar, Sharon Cuneta!
SERAH: Ikaw ang bigay ng Maykapal...
MATT: The Divine Diva, Zsazsa Padilla!
SERAH: Di ba't, ako'y tao lang na nagdaramdam...
KAT: The Songwriter, Ogie Alcasid!
CARLO: Nandito ako, umiibig sa 'yo...
MATT: And Asia's Songbird, Regine Velasquez!
DARYL: I don't wanna miss a thing!!!
Yun na lang muna. Pagod na akong magtype. Hahaha! That's the 1st part of the four parts ng dubbing. Hehehe! After that, may fashion show pa at dancing, etc...
MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!!!
What to do on Christmas
Hello everyone! I may not be able to text and greet each one of you on Christmas day.
So....
MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!
Remember that Jesus is the reason for the season.
"For God so love the world that He gave His only begotten Son that WHOSOEVER believes in Him shall not perish but shall not have eternal life"
JOHN 3:16
Just like all of you, I also want to go to heaven when I die. I want to spend eternity in a place where there are no worries, problems, and fear... a place where everything is lavished extravagantly... a place where I will be forever with God.
Yet, there is something that hinders each man to go to heaven. And that is SIN. We are all born sinners and we cannot save ourselves from the punishment of God because we sin. No one can say he or she has never sinned. And that punishment is death... not an ordinary kind of death, but a death that is everlastingly painful... in hell.
But God loves us so much. In His initiative, He planned of a way so that it is possible for man to spend eternity with Him. He gave us JESUS... and that's the essence of the story of Christmas. Christmas is about a God who lovingly gave His only begotten Son in order for us to receive the GIFT of salvation.
When God says gift, we do not earn it. We even do not have to work for it. Just as this season of Christmas, when we TRULY give gifts, we give out of our own will, of our own motive. And that has nothing to do with who the receiver is. So God gave us the gift of Salvation and it is up to us whether we accept it or not. We are not saved by working for our salvation... by doing good works, by going to church or by praying.. no not those. We are saved because of the blood of Jesus shed on the cross, and that is what we call GRACE.
So how then can we enjoy that gift? How can we accept it? As I said, it is not by our OWN strength, good works, etc. It is by believing in our hearts (not just in our heads!) that God loves us, and that Jesus died for your sins already. That God has prepared a place for you in heaven when you die today. Of course, I don't mean that we do not do good works. Good works don't save. But good works will follow after being saved. Jesus is enough for our salvation.
So in this season of Christmas, let us take this opportunity to receive God's gift of salvation to us. Believe in your hearts that Jesus is your Saviour, and Lord. When we say Lord, we say Jesus is our master. We follow what He wants us to do, as said in the Bible. In every aspect of our life, let us turn away from the sins we routinely do, and ask God to help us change in order to please Him.
Merry Christmas everyone! Have a blessed time... =D
So....
MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!
Remember that Jesus is the reason for the season.
"For God so love the world that He gave His only begotten Son that WHOSOEVER believes in Him shall not perish but shall not have eternal life"
JOHN 3:16
Just like all of you, I also want to go to heaven when I die. I want to spend eternity in a place where there are no worries, problems, and fear... a place where everything is lavished extravagantly... a place where I will be forever with God.
Yet, there is something that hinders each man to go to heaven. And that is SIN. We are all born sinners and we cannot save ourselves from the punishment of God because we sin. No one can say he or she has never sinned. And that punishment is death... not an ordinary kind of death, but a death that is everlastingly painful... in hell.
But God loves us so much. In His initiative, He planned of a way so that it is possible for man to spend eternity with Him. He gave us JESUS... and that's the essence of the story of Christmas. Christmas is about a God who lovingly gave His only begotten Son in order for us to receive the GIFT of salvation.
When God says gift, we do not earn it. We even do not have to work for it. Just as this season of Christmas, when we TRULY give gifts, we give out of our own will, of our own motive. And that has nothing to do with who the receiver is. So God gave us the gift of Salvation and it is up to us whether we accept it or not. We are not saved by working for our salvation... by doing good works, by going to church or by praying.. no not those. We are saved because of the blood of Jesus shed on the cross, and that is what we call GRACE.
So how then can we enjoy that gift? How can we accept it? As I said, it is not by our OWN strength, good works, etc. It is by believing in our hearts (not just in our heads!) that God loves us, and that Jesus died for your sins already. That God has prepared a place for you in heaven when you die today. Of course, I don't mean that we do not do good works. Good works don't save. But good works will follow after being saved. Jesus is enough for our salvation.
So in this season of Christmas, let us take this opportunity to receive God's gift of salvation to us. Believe in your hearts that Jesus is your Saviour, and Lord. When we say Lord, we say Jesus is our master. We follow what He wants us to do, as said in the Bible. In every aspect of our life, let us turn away from the sins we routinely do, and ask God to help us change in order to please Him.
Merry Christmas everyone! Have a blessed time... =D
Thursday, December 13, 2007
I Dance
Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfector of faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, despising the shame, and has sat down at the right hand of the throne of God. For consider Him who endured such hostility by sinners against Himself, so that you may not grow weary and lose heart (Hebrews
12:2-3)
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Carlo Likes To...
This is from Karlene's Multiply. Go to Google and type, in quotation marks, your name and then likes to (e.g. "Carlo likes to"). Type in the first 10 things that come up and repost in your own blog.
- Carlo likes to use rubbish in his work.
- Carlo likes to downplay’s his celebrity chef status by saying , “ It’s not about who you are cooking for, it’s about the preparing the food as an Art form.
- Carlo likes to do things a little different.
- Carlo likes to play games too and has played everything from the original Halflife games, to Guildwars, and now Eve.
- Carlo likes to round off such a meal with an aged pecorino and an equally robust red wine called Monica di Sardegna.
- Carlo likes to be outside enjoying the sun during the day but definitely enjoys being inside at night.
- Carlo likes to use an enhanced telnet interface to handle all realtime.
- Carlo likes to be prepared in advance.
- Carlo likes to give you a game and will not rob you.
- Carlo likes to see us skate on ice, and is fond of a snowballing frolic.
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